THE END.
Credits:
Hero - Ross
Guy that made this possible - Peter
Canine Hero - Frankenstein
Thanks to: Peter, Frankenstein, Tyler, couchsurfing.org, Carrie, Michael, Sierra, Erin, Sam, Reid, Nicole, Rina, Jason, Scarlett, Rob, Kona, Juno, Allison, Chris, Erica, Wafflehouse, and Ellie.
Screen goes to black.
[Text from Peter to Ross]
Thanks for coming. I had a great time.
[Text from Ross to Peter]
That was awesome. Sequel next Summer?
[Text from Peter to Ross]
Europe?
[Text from Ross to Peter]
Down.
If Satan Shows Up, I'm Calling the Police
Two chilled out bros, one dog, in a car, take on America.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Post Trip: Stats & Superlatives
Closing Stats
Distance:
I traveled 6,500 miles. That's like traveling from Boston to Bristol, England and back, driving across 114,400 football fields (If I did the math right), or the length of 248 conjoined marathons.
$1080 in gas. You could also buy 2204 Postage stamps, 939 copies of Nancy Grace's "The Eleventh Victim" on Amazon (But I don't recommend that you own one copy), or 216 Five Dollar Footlongs from Subway.
100 hours driving. That's equal to watching The Titanic 31 times, a four day weekend, or driving for 100 hours.
I'll be honest, I could have gone forever typing more denominations of time, money, and distance for comparisons but, like deaths, everything in threes or else.
Furthest points:
Northeast - NYC
Northwest - Moab, Utah
Southeast - Washington, D.C.
Southwest - Albuquerque, NM
Superlatives:
Best Food - Texas
Best Place to live - Denver
Best College town - Nashville, Austin, Boulder
Best Art - Omaha
Best Graffiti Art - Austin
Best Views - Utah
Best Worst Driving - Cheyenne
Best Billboards - Kansas City
Best People - Nebraska
Best City Littered in Trash - NYC
Best Potential - Baltimore
Distance:
I traveled 6,500 miles. That's like traveling from Boston to Bristol, England and back, driving across 114,400 football fields (If I did the math right), or the length of 248 conjoined marathons.
$1080 in gas. You could also buy 2204 Postage stamps, 939 copies of Nancy Grace's "The Eleventh Victim" on Amazon (But I don't recommend that you own one copy), or 216 Five Dollar Footlongs from Subway.
100 hours driving. That's equal to watching The Titanic 31 times, a four day weekend, or driving for 100 hours.
I'll be honest, I could have gone forever typing more denominations of time, money, and distance for comparisons but, like deaths, everything in threes or else.
Furthest points:
Northeast - NYC
Northwest - Moab, Utah
Southeast - Washington, D.C.
Southwest - Albuquerque, NM
Superlatives:
Best Food - Texas
Best Place to live - Denver
Best College town - Nashville, Austin, Boulder
Best Art - Omaha
Best Graffiti Art - Austin
Best Views - Utah
Best Worst Driving - Cheyenne
Best Billboards - Kansas City
Best People - Nebraska
Best City Littered in Trash - NYC
Best Potential - Baltimore
Sunday, June 15, 2014
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